You Know You’re Getting Older When… June 2, 2007
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… people start calling you “Mam”, and they’re not military men
… you’re filling out an online form and you have to scroll for days to find the year you were born in
… you switch to dark chocolate because it’s “good for your health”
… they start showing reruns of Charles in Charge and you decide to get your own manny, even though you don’t have kids
… you get a sudden urge to start exercising regularly, for real this time
… the phrase “night cap” becomes synonymous with a choclatini
… you start watching your poop to make sure it’s “S-shaped” (thanks, Oprah)
… the price of gas makes you recall the “good ol’ days”
… you can’t remember to turn the stove off after you’ve boiled water for tea
… the latest release of Pirates of the Caribbean is named At Life’s End: Adventures in Geriatrics
… your boobs hang low, and they wobble to and fro…
… it’s your birthday
